In The Event of a Fire Shirt

This classic fitted 100% cotton preshrunk jersey includes durable features such as a seamless double-needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, and a double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. We are proudly using 100% US Cotton that is sustainably grown and ethically harvested - 100% of fabric cutting scraps are recycled into fiber and used in new products, and 33% of the energy used to manufacture products comes from renewable resources. Start designing your tees now and add them to your eco-friendly collection!

It says, in the event of a fire the only steps I'm taking are fucking big ones.