My Body Hurts and I'm Mad at the Government Shirt
S / Black
$23.99 USD
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The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
My Body Hurts and I'm Mad at the Government Shirt
$23.99 USD
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |
Product Details
A comfortable, dependable T-shirt made for everyday wear. This shirt is printed on a Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton™ blank, known for its traditional relaxed fit and substantial midweight feel. Preshrunk cotton helps it retain its shape, while reinforced stitching and taped shoulders provide lasting durability.
Product Details
- Classic unisex fit
- Midweight 5.3 oz./yd² fabric (approximately 180 g/m²)
- Preshrunk cotton
- Soft, breathable, and comfortable for everyday wear
- Seamless tubular body
- Taped neck and shoulders for added strength
- Double-needle stitching at the sleeves and bottom hem
- Classic 7/8-inch ribbed collar
- Tear-away tag for greater comfort
- Available in sizes S–5XL
- Some sizes may have limited color availability
- Classic unisex fit
- Midweight 5.3 oz./yd² fabric (approximately 180 g/m²)
- Preshrunk cotton
- Soft, breathable, and comfortable for everyday wear
- Seamless tubular body
- Taped neck and shoulders for added strength
- Double-needle stitching at the sleeves and bottom hem
- Classic 7/8-inch (approximately 22 mm) ribbed collar
- Tear-away tag for greater comfort
- Available in sizes S–5XL
- Some sizes may have limited color availability
Fabric Content
Most solid colors are made from 100% cotton. Fiber content varies for certain colors:
- Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Sport Grey and select Antique colors: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather and select specialty colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Natural: made with unprocessed, unbleached cotton; small dark flecks and plant fibers are a normal characteristic of the fabric
Please check the selected color’s details for its exact fiber composition. Color availability may vary by size, particularly in extended sizes.
Fit Notes
The Gildan 5000 has a traditional, relaxed silhouette designed for everyday wear. For the best fit, compare the size chart with a shirt you already own and love.
Care & Maintenance
Care Instructions
A little extra care will help preserve the color and quality of the print while reducing fading, cracking, and shrinking.
Washing
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors
- Use a mild detergent
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- Do not use fabric softener
- Do not dry-clean
Drying
- Hang-drying is recommended
- If using a dryer, tumble-dry on low
Ironing
- Use a cool iron with the shirt turned inside-out
- Never iron directly over the printed design
Following these instructions will help keep your shirt and its print looking their best for longer.
Size & Fit
Size Guide
Measurements are provided in both inches and centimeters. For the best fit, compare these measurements with a shirt you already own and love.
- S: Length 28 in (71.1 cm) · Width 18 in (45.7 cm) · Sleeve length 15⅝ in (39.7 cm)
- M: Length 29 in (73.7 cm) · Width 20 in (50.8 cm) · Sleeve length 17 in (43.2 cm)
- L: Length 30 in (76.2 cm) · Width 22 in (55.9 cm) · Sleeve length 18½ in (47 cm)
- XL: Length 31 in (78.7 cm) · Width 24 in (61 cm) · Sleeve length 20 in (50.8 cm)
- 2XL: Length 32 in (81.3 cm) · Width 26 in (66 cm) · Sleeve length 21½ in (54.6 cm)
- 3XL: Length 33 in (83.8 cm) · Width 28 in (71.1 cm) · Sleeve length 22¾ in (58 cm)
- 4XL: Length 34 in (86.4 cm) · Width 30 in (76.2 cm) · Sleeve length 24¼ in (61.5 cm)
- 5XL: Length 35 in (89 cm) · Width 32 in (81.3 cm) · Sleeve length 25¼ in (64.3 cm)
Shipping Information
Free shipping on orders over $75
Processing time 2-5 business days
Estimated delivery 3-20 business days
Tracking Tracking number provided after shipment
Returns 30-day return policy